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[00:06.63]toupee or not toupee
[00:09.41]That is the question
[00:11.86]It refused to stay as it all turned grey;
[00:15.72]William Shakespeare's receding hair
[00:19.88]Please excuse the pun,
[00:22.20]'It's hair today, gone tomorrow'
[00:25.72]So be thankful
[00:27.41]For what precious locks you have
[00:31.28]
[00:32.47]Toupee or not toupee
[00:35.13]That is the question
[00:38.20]And by the way
[00:39.81]I just gotta say
[00:41.65]Thank the Lord I'm not going bald
[00:45.83]And if I may quip
[00:47.88]My curls and I
[00:49.48]Are just like heaven
[00:51.47]'Cause rest assured
[00:53.64]There'll be no parting there
[00:56.72]
[00:58.36]But should my head get bare like Friar Tuck
[01:01.86](Our chase to swallow)
[01:03.97]It makes me smile
[01:05.88]'Cause I know just what I'd do
[01:09.84]
[01:10.70]Yeah if I had more wigs than I knew what to do with
[01:12.94]I'd open a secondhand store
[01:16.31]And if you ever went bald
[01:18.91]You'd recall it
[01:19.94]'Cause I'd cleverly call it
[01:21.31]'Rugs From Me To You