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[ar:Eminem]
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[00:00.76]Eminem - Bad Meets Evil
[00:01.94]I reckon you ain't familiar with these here parts
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[00:05.26]You know, there's a story behind that there saloon
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[00:09.31]Twenty years ago, two outlaws took this whole town over
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[00:15.32]Sheriffs couldn't stop em
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[00:18.20]Quickest damn gun slingers I've ever seen
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[00:22.32]Got murdered in cold blood
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[00:26.14]That ol' saloon there was their lil' home away from home
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[00:30.07]They say the ghosts of Bad and Evil still live in that tavern
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[00:34.21]And on a quiet night
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[00:36.27]You can still hear the footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce Da Five-Nine
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[00:40.40]I don't speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheet
[00:43.08]I'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat
[00:45.27]I translate when my voice is read through a sismograph
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[00:47.96]And a noise is bred, picked up and transmitted through Royce's head （AAHHH）
[00:51.33]Trapped him in his room, possessed him and hoist his bed
[00:53.46]Till the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous lead
[00:55.46]Told him each one of his boys is dead
[00:57.96]I asked him to come to the dark side, he made a choice and said
[01:00.90]Who hard? yo I done heard worse
[01:02.40]We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other
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[01:04.77]To see which one'll swerve first
[01:05.77]Two blind bandits panic, whose mental capacity holds
[01:08.08]That of a globe on top of nine other planets
[01:10.64]Kissed the cheek of the devil
[01:11.84]Intelligence level is hell-ier than treble peakin on speakers in the ghetto
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[01:15.71]Dismissal, I'm not a fair man, disgraced the race of a atheist
[01:18.59]Intercepting missles wit my bare hands like a patriot
[01:20.65]One track sliced without swords, I buried the Christ corpse
[01:22.96]In my past life when the Black Knight mounted the white horse
[01:25.71]And stay over-worked, its like the Nazis in the nations
[01:28.46]Collaborating, attemptin to take over the earth
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[01:30.96]Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil
[01:33.21]We hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people
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[01:36.21]He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Segal
[01:38.83]Above the Law cuz I don't agree wit police either （shit, me neither）
[01:41.96]We ain't eager to be legal
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[01:43.71]So please leave me wit the keys to your Jeep Eagle
[01:45.96]I breathe ether in three amounts
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[01:48.89]When I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle
[01:51.21]Releasin rage on anybody in squeezing range
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[01:53.71]Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezing rain
[01:56.33]（He's insane） No I'm not, I just want to shoot up and I'm pissed off
[02:00.83]Cuz I can't find a decent vain
[02:02.58]The disaster wit dreds
[02:03.52]I'm Bad enough to commit suicide and survive long enough
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[02:06.40]To kill my soul after I'm dead
[02:07.89]When in danger it's funny actually my flavor's similar to a waiter
[02:09.15]Cuz I serve any stranger wit money
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[02:11.65]I spray a hundred, man until they joint chains
[02:13.84]While slippin bullets at point blank range like they was punches
[02:15.96]Piss on a flag and burn it, murder you then come to your funeral
[02:18.52]Serve this lobbyist, strangle your body then confirm you
[02:20.84]Whippin human ass, throwin blows crackin jaws
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[02:23.84]Wit my fists wrapped in gause, dipped in glue and glass
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[02:26.77]I'm blazin MC's, at the same time amazin MC's
[02:29.09]Somehow MC's ain't that eye-brow raisin to me
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[02:31.77]From all of angles of us, flash a mack loud enough to cast a avalanche
[02:34.71]And bust till volcanoes errupt
[02:36.40]Hello? （Billy） Aiyyo what's up （we're comin to get you）
[02:40.59]STOP, THEY KNOW IT'S US!!
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[02:42.59]I used to be a loudmouth, remember me? （uh-ah）
[02:44.77]I'm the one who burned your house down （oh）
[02:46.46]Well I'm out now （shit）, and this time I'm comin back to blow your house up
[02:49.40]And I ain't gon leave you a window to jump out of
[02:51.65]Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms
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[02:54.15]And you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms
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[02:56.33]And when I go to hell and I'm gettin ready to leave
[02:58.15]I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe
[02:58.96]Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil
[02:59.27]And we hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people
[02:59.65]He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Segal
[02:59.96]Against peaceful, see you in hell for the sequel
[03:01.84]（We'll be waitin） See you in hell
[03:02.59]Wall Street, Royce Da Five-Nine, Slim Shady
[03:02.84]See you in hell for the sequel （bye bye）
[03:03.21]Bad Meets Evil, what? （till next time）
[03:03.52]And so that's the story when Bad Meets Evil
[03:04.71]Two of the most wanted individuals in the county
[03:05.02]Made Jesse James and Billy the Kid look like law-abiding citizens
[03:05.40]It's too bad they had to go out the way they did
[03:05.77]Got shot in the back comin out of that ol' saloon
[03:06.65]But their spirits still live on till this day
[03:07.46]Shhh...（spits） wait, did y'all hear that?