[ti:if i had]
[ar:eminem]
[al:245546]
[by:loveyybenben]

[00:02.68]life.. by marshall mathers
[00:06.37]what is life?
[00:07.81]life is like a big obstacle
[00:09.59]put in front of your optical to slow you down
[00:11.98]and everytime you think you gotten past it
[00:13.83]it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground
[00:17.49]what are friends?
[00:18.88]friends are people that you think are your friends
[00:21.17]but they really your enemies, with secret indentities
[00:22.95]and disguises, to hide they true colors
[00:26.28]so just when you think you close enough to be brothers
[00:28.26]they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin
[00:31.91]what is money?
[00:33.27]money is what makes a man act funny
[00:35.78]money is the root of all evil
[00:37.88]money'll make them same friends come back around
[00:40.23]swearing that they was always down
[00:42.91]what is life?
[00:44.09]i'm tired of life
[00:45.66]i'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins
[00:48.29]i'm tired of committing so many sins
[00:50.93]tired of always giving in when this bottle of henny wins
[00:53.81]tired of never having any ends
[00:56.41]tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and mini-thins
[00:59.60]i'm tired of this dj playing your shit when he spins
[01:03.07]tired of not having a deal
[01:04.60]tired of having to deal with the bullshit without grabbing the steel
[01:07.66]tired of drowning in my sorrow
[01:09.96]tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my monte carlo
[01:13.38]i'm tired of motherfuckers spraying shit and dartin off
[01:17.40]i'm tired of jobs startin off at five fifty an hour
[01:20.22]then this boss wanders why i'm smartin off
[01:22.44]i'm tired of being fired everytime i fart and cough
[01:25.32]tired of having to work as a gas station clerk
[01:28.10]for this jerk breathing down my neck driving me bezerk
[01:30.87]i'm tired of using plastic silverware
[01:32.16]tired of working in building square
[01:34.91]tired of not being a millionaire
[01:36.99]but if i had a million dollars
[01:39.27]i'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics
[01:42.14]if i had a magic wand, i'd make the world suck my dick
[01:46.76]without a condom on, while i'm on the john
[01:49.07]if i had a million bucks
[01:50.64]it wouldn't be enough, because i'd still be out
[01:52.71]robbing armored trucks
[01:54.66]if i had one wish
[01:56.22]i would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss
[01:59.95]i'm tired of being white trash, broke and always poor
[02:03.35]tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store
[02:05.47]i'm tired of not having a phone
[02:07.16]tired of not having a home to have one in if i did have it on
[02:10.94]tired of not driving a bm
[02:13.36]tired of not working at gm, tired of wanting to be him
[02:17.04]tired of not sleeping without a tylenol pm
[02:18.78]tired of not performing in a packed coliseum
[02:21.55]tired of not being on tour
[02:23.81]tired of fucking the same blonde whore after work
[02:27.07]in the back of a contour
[02:28.68]i'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones
[02:31.08]having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns
[02:34.01]tired of being stared at
[02:35.07]i'm tired of wearing the same damn nike air hat
[02:38.06]tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of lugz
[02:41.69]tired of people saying they're tired of hearing me rap about drugs
[02:44.49]tired of other rappers who ain't bringin half the skill as me
[02:48.45]saying they wasn't feelin