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[ti:The Real Slim Shady]
[ar:Eminem]
[al:The Marshall Mathers]
[00:01.00]
[00:02.00]May I have your attention please?
[00:06.00]May I have your attention please?
[00:08.00]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:11.00]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:16.00]We're going to have a problem here
(Verse 1)
[00:18.00]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20.00]jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:23.00]started whoopin her ass worse than before
[00:25.00]they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)
[00:27.00]It's the return of the
[00:28.00]"Oh wait' no way' your kidding' he didn't just say what I think he did' did he?"
[00:32.00]And Dr Dre said
[00:33.00]....Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead' he's locked in my basement (haha)
[00:36.00]Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.00]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:41.00]look at him' walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:43.00]limpin' to you know who "yeah' but hes so cute though"
[00:45.00]Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:47.00]but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
[00:50.00]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose'
[00:52.00]but can't' but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:55.00]my bum is on your lips' my bum is on your lips
[00:56.00]and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.00]and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:01.00]and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is.
[01:03.00]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[01:05.00]by the time they hit 4th grade'
[01:07.00]they got the discovery channel don't they?
[01:08.00]We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals
[01:10.00]who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
[01:13.00]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:16.00]then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:18.00]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
[01:20.00]Women wave your panty hoes' sing the chorus and it goes...
(Chorus)
[01:22.00]I'm Slim Shady
[01:23.00]Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:24.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:26.00]So won't the real Slim Shady...
[01:28.00]Please stand up' Please stand up' Please stand up
[01:31.00]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[01:32.00]Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:33.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:35.00]So won't the real Slim shady...
[01:37.00]Please stand up' Please stand up' Please stand up
(Verse 2)
[01:40.00]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:43.00]Well I do' so fuck him and fuck you too.
[01:45.00]You think I give a damm about a Grammy?
[01:47.00]Half of you critics can't even stomach me' let alone stand me.
[01:50.00]"But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?"
[01:52.00]Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
[01:54.00]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
[01:56.00]Shit' Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59.00]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01.00]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
[02:03.00]Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
[02:05.00]"yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim' hehe"
[02:08.00]I should download her audio on mp3
[02:10.00]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (scream)
[02:12.00]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
[02:15.00]So I've been sent here to destroy you
[02:17.00]And theres a million of us just like me
[02:19.00]Who cuss like me
[02:20.00]Who just don't give a fuck like me
[02:21.00]Who dress like me
[02:22.00]Walk' talk and act like me
[02:23.00]It just might be the next best thing
[02:25.00]But not quite me
(Chorus)
[02:26.00]I'm Slim Shady
[02:27.00]Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:28.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:30.00]So won't the real Slim Shady...
[02:32.00]Please stand up' Please stand up' Please stand up
[02:35.00]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[02:36.00]Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:37.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40.00]So won't the real Slim shady...
[02:41.00]Please stand up' Please stand up' Please stand up
(Verse 3)
[02:44.00]I'm like a headtrip to listen to
[02:46.00]Cause I'm only giving you
[02:47.00]things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
[02:49.00]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
[02:52.00]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
[02:54.00]I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:56.00]And whether you like to admit it (rip)
[02:57.00]I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
[03:00.00]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums.
[03:03.00]Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
[03:05.00]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty.
[03:07.00]Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
[03:10.00]But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
[03:12.00]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
[03:14.00]He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
[03:16.00]Or in the parking lot circling
[03:19.00]screaming I don't give a fuck
[03:20.00]With his windows down and system up
[03:22.00]So will the real Shady' please stand up
[03:23.00]and put one of those fingures on each hand up
[03:26.00]and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:28.00]and one more time' loud as you can' how does it go?
(Chorus)
[03:30.00]Cuz I'm Slim Shady
[03:31.00]Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:32.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:35.00]So won't the real Slim Shady...
[03:36.00]Please stand up' Please stand up' Please stand up
[03:39.00]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[03:40.00]Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:41.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:44.00]So won't the real Slim shady...
[03:45.00]Please stand up' Please stand up' Please stand up
[03:49.00]I'm Slim Shady
[03:50.00]Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:51.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:53.00]So won't the real Slim Shady...
[03:54.00]Please stand up' Please stand up' Please stand up
[03:58.00]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[03:59.00]Yes I'm the real Shady
[04:00.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:02.00]So won't the real Slim shady...
[04:03.00]Please stand up' Please stand up' Please stand up
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[ar:Eminem]
[al:The Marshall Mathers]
[00:01.00]
[00:02.00]May I have your attention please?
[00:06.00]May I have your attention please?
[00:08.00]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:11.00]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:16.00]We're going to have a problem here
(Verse 1)
[00:18.00]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20.00]jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:23.00]started whoopin her ass worse than before
[00:25.00]they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)
[00:27.00]It's the return of the
[00:28.00]"Oh wait' no way' your kidding' he didn't just say what I think he did' did he?"
[00:32.00]And Dr Dre said
[00:33.00]....Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead' he's locked in my basement (haha)
[00:36.00]Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.00]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:41.00]look at him' walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:43.00]limpin' to you know who "yeah' but hes so cute though"
[00:45.00]Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:47.00]but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
[00:50.00]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose'
[00:52.00]but can't' but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:55.00]my bum is on your lips' my bum is on your lips
[00:56.00]and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.00]and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:01.00]and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is.
[01:03.00]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[01:05.00]by the time they hit 4th grade'
[01:07.00]they got the discovery channel don't they?
[01:08.00]We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals
[01:10.00]who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
[01:13.00]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:16.00]then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:18.00]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
[01:20.00]Women wave your panty hoes' sing the chorus and it goes...
(Chorus)
[01:22.00]I'm Slim Shady
[01:23.00]Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:24.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:26.00]So won't the real Slim Shady...
[01:28.00]Please stand up' Please stand up' Please stand up
[01:31.00]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[01:32.00]Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:33.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:35.00]So won't the real Slim shady...
[01:37.00]Please stand up' Please stand up' Please stand up
(Verse 2)
[01:40.00]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:43.00]Well I do' so fuck him and fuck you too.
[01:45.00]You think I give a damm about a Grammy?
[01:47.00]Half of you critics can't even stomach me' let alone stand me.
[01:50.00]"But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?"
[01:52.00]Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
[01:54.00]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
[01:56.00]Shit' Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59.00]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01.00]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
[02:03.00]Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
[02:05.00]"yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim' hehe"
[02:08.00]I should download her audio on mp3
[02:10.00]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (scream)
[02:12.00]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
[02:15.00]So I've been sent here to destroy you
[02:17.00]And theres a million of us just like me
[02:19.00]Who cuss like me
[02:20.00]Who just don't give a fuck like me
[02:21.00]Who dress like me
[02:22.00]Walk' talk and act like me
[02:23.00]It just might be the next best thing
[02:25.00]But not quite me
(Chorus)
[02:26.00]I'm Slim Shady
[02:27.00]Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:28.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:30.00]So won't the real Slim Shady...
[02:32.00]Please stand up' Please stand up' Please stand up
[02:35.00]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[02:36.00]Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:37.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40.00]So won't the real Slim shady...
[02:41.00]Please stand up' Please stand up' Please stand up
(Verse 3)
[02:44.00]I'm like a headtrip to listen to
[02:46.00]Cause I'm only giving you
[02:47.00]things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
[02:49.00]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
[02:52.00]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
[02:54.00]I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:56.00]And whether you like to admit it (rip)
[02:57.00]I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
[03:00.00]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums.
[03:03.00]Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
[03:05.00]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty.
[03:07.00]Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
[03:10.00]But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
[03:12.00]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
[03:14.00]He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
[03:16.00]Or in the parking lot circling
[03:19.00]screaming I don't give a fuck
[03:20.00]With his windows down and system up
[03:22.00]So will the real Shady' please stand up
[03:23.00]and put one of those fingures on each hand up
[03:26.00]and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:28.00]and one more time' loud as you can' how does it go?
(Chorus)
[03:30.00]Cuz I'm Slim Shady
[03:31.00]Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:32.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:35.00]So won't the real Slim Shady...
[03:36.00]Please stand up' Please stand up' Please stand up
[03:39.00]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[03:40.00]Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:41.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:44.00]So won't the real Slim shady...
[03:45.00]Please stand up' Please stand up' Please stand up
[03:49.00]I'm Slim Shady
[03:50.00]Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:51.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:53.00]So won't the real Slim Shady...
[03:54.00]Please stand up' Please stand up' Please stand up
[03:58.00]becuase I'm Slim Shady
[03:59.00]Yes I'm the real Shady
[04:00.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:02.00]So won't the real Slim shady...
[04:03.00]Please stand up' Please stand up' Please stand up
[200:00:00]本站歌词来自互联网