[ti:Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bo]
[ar:The Lonely Island]
[al:Turtleneck & Chain]
[offset:0]
[00:00.28]Guys, Michael Bolton is here.
[00:01.83]Oh great, send him in.
[00:02.98]Hey guys
[00:03.98]Hey thanks for coming.
[00:05.29]sorry I'm late.
[00:06.10]I just got caught up watching the
[00:07.16]Pirates of the Caribbean marathon.
[00:07.97]
[00:08.89]Have you seen those things?
[00:10.13]Oh yeah, those are great.
[00:12.20]Well I listened to your track and I loved it
[00:14.19]and I wrote you
[00:15.01]this big, sexy hook I think you're gonna really dig.
[00:17.62]Oh wow, that's great. You wanna just lay it down?
[00:19.79]Boys lets get to it (to it to it to it)
[00:22.67]
[00:25.32]Here we go
[00:26.18]Uh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton
[00:29.24](Michael: YEAH)
[00:29.61](The night starts now)
[00:31.39]Together on track, The boys are back
[00:34.64](The night starts now)
[00:36.14]The night starts now, baby, roll with us
[00:37.95]Chickies snappin' at the neck when we rollin' up
[00:40.38](Michael: Rollin'up!)
[00:40.75]Club front doors ain't no holdin' up
[00:42.82]Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck
[00:45.31](Michael: Come on!)
[00:45.81]It's The Lonely Island
[00:46.69]Welcome to the set
[00:47.87]Some fellas lookin' jealous
[00:49.05]Play that back and get wet
[00:50.43](Michael: YEAH YEAH)
[00:50.99]Gun at my waist, shank in my sock
[00:52.80]You either get cut, get stuffed, or get shot
[00:55.30]This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow
[01:00.35]Pirate so brave on the seven seas
[01:04.40](Andy: What?)
[01:05.42]A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga
[01:10.15]Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
[01:15.21]Yeah, that was kinda weird but we're back in the club
[01:17.58]Buyin' up the bar so the groupies show us love
[01:20.06](Michael: Keira Knightley!)
[01:20.68]
[01:21.19]Motherfuckin' iceman, I'm the top gunna
[01:22.75]Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunna
[01:25.25](Michael: Jack Sparrow!)
[01:25.50]Watch your girl
[01:26.06]because I ain't your mister nice guy
[01:27.88]More like the meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy
[01:30.25]All dressed up with nowhere to run
[01:31.62]
[01:32.28]I know I make you feel crazy when I---
[01:34.03](Michael: Now back to the good part!!!)
[01:35.27]The day he was born,
[01:36.88]he yearned for adventure
[01:39.06](Andy: NO!)
[01:40.12]Ol' Captain Jack, givin' them what for
[01:44.11](Jorma: Yeah)
[01:44.78]He's the pauper of the surf, the jester of Tortuga
[01:49.84]But in Davy Jones locker, what lies in store?
[01:54.02](Akiva: Yeah, we've seen the movie)
[01:55.21]Put your hands in the air and say hell yeah
[01:57.14]Captain Jack (Andy: What?)
[01:57.76]
[01:58.81]Johnny Depp (Andy: No)
[01:59.77]Saying count we stacks c'mon
[02:01.15]
[02:02.46]Davy Jones (Jorma: Nope)
[02:03.78]Giant squid (Jorma: Wrong)
[02:04.96]Michael Bolton
[02:05.34]we're really gonna need you to focus up
[02:07.08]Roger that let me try it with another film
[02:09.27](Andy: Wait)
[02:09.64]Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump
[02:13.95](Andy: Not better)
[02:14.45]Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed
[02:16.94]I give Jenny all my love (Akiva: Come ON)
[02:19.34]Okay, then I'm a legal aid
[02:21.94]Erin Brockovich is my name
[02:23.43]
[02:24.47](Akiva: Oh god)
[02:25.10]Then you can call me Scarface
[02:26.59]Snortin' mountains of cocaine
[02:28.97](Andy: Close enough)
[02:29.97]You cockroaches wanna play rough?
[02:31.46]Okay, I'm reloaded! HA HA!
[02:35.12]This is the tale of Tony Montana (This is the tale!)
[02:39.11]Cubano flame, with Miami nuts
[02:44.52]Got a basehead wife, her womb is polluted
[02:49.08]This whole town's a pussy, just waiting to get fucked!
[02:54.01](Just waiting to get fucked!)
[02:55.93](Andy: Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile)
[02:58.30]
[02:59.31]You complete me (Andy: Yeah, yeah okay)