[ti:I Just Had Sex]
[ar:The Lonely Island]
[al:166687]
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[00:01.67]Sometimes
[00:03.37]Something beautiful happens
[00:04.72]in this world
[00:06.04]Oh
[00:06.59]You don t know how to express yourself so
[00:08.90]You just gotta sing
[00:10.70]I just had sex
[00:13.06]
[00:13.80]And it felt so good
[00:16.60]A woman let me put my penis inside her
[00:22.15]I just had sex
[00:25.10]And I ll never go back
[00:29.16]To the not-having-sex
[00:29.91]Ways of the past
[00:34.61]Have you ever had sex
[00:35.96]I have it felt great
[00:37.16]It felt so good when I did it with my penis
[00:39.86]A girl let me do it
[00:41.36]It literally just happened
[00:42.86]Having sex could make a nice man out the meanest
[00:45.83]You ll never guess where I just came from
[00:47.33]I had sex
[00:47.88]If I had to describe the feeling it was the best
[00:51.23]When I had the sex
[00:52.43]Man my penis felt great
[00:54.08]And I called my parents right after I was done
[00:56.93]Oh hey didn t see you there
[00:58.78]Guess what I just did
[00:59.89]Had sex undressed saw her boobies and the rest
[01:02.54]Well sure
[01:03.25]Nice of her to let you do that thing
[01:05.26]Nice of any girl ever
[01:06.71]Now sing
[01:07.76]I just had sex
[01:09.91]And it felt so good
[01:13.76]A woman let me put my penis inside her
[01:18.71]Wanna tell the world
[01:20.71]To be honest
[01:21.41]I m surprised she even wanted me to do it
[01:23.56]Doesn t really make sense
[01:24.81]But man screw it
[01:25.76]I ain t one to argue with a good thing
[01:28.17]She could be my wife
[01:29.07]That good
[01:29.62]The best 30 seconds of my life
[01:31.34]I m so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her
[01:34.25]Cuz honestly I d have sex with a pile of manure
[01:37.08]With that in mind the soft nice-smellin girl s better
[01:39.73]She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater
[01:42.60]So this one s dedicated to them girls
[01:45.42]That let us flop around on top of them
[01:48.21]If you re near or far whether short or tall
[01:51.09]We wanna thank you all for lettin us **** you
[01:54.39]She kept looking at her watch
[01:55.79]Doesn t matter have sex
[01:56.90]But I cried the whole time
[01:58.30]Doesn t matter have sex
[01:59.76]I think she might have been a racist
[02:01.32]Doesn t matter have sex
[02:02.67]She put a bag on my head
[02:04.32]Still counts
[02:04.97]I just had sex
[02:08.13]And my dreams came true
[02:11.28]So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you re qualified to sing with me
[02:16.20]I just had sex
[02:19.55]And it felt so good
[02:22.46]A woman let me put my penis inside her
[02:28.13]I just had sex
[02:30.48]And I ll never go back
[02:34.94]To the not-having-sex
[02:35.49]Ways of the past