[ti:Threw It On The Ground]
[ar:The Lonely Island]
[al:Turtleneck & Chain]
[offset:0]
[00:05.07]I was walkin' through the city streets
[00:06.24]And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
[00:11.69]Run faster. Jump higher
[00:14.13]Man' I'm not gonna let you poison me
[00:17.85]I threw it on the ground!
[00:21.54]You must think I'm a joke!
[00:25.06]I ain't gonna be part of your system!
[00:29.60]Man' pump that garbage in another man's veins!
[00:34.16]I go to my favorite hotdog stand and the dude says
[00:38.23]"You come here all the time! Here's one for free."
[00:41.60]I said' "Man' what I look like' a charity case?"
[00:46.85]I took it' and threw it on the ground!
[00:51.54]I don't need your handouts!
[00:54.54]I'm an adult!
[00:58.35]Please' you can't buy me hotdog' man!
[01:01.17]At the farmer's market with my so-called "girlfriend"
[01:05.60]She hands me her cellphone' says it's my dad
[01:11.92]Man' this ain't my dad. This is a cellphone!
[01:17.40]I threw it on the ground!
[01:22.32]What you think I'm stupid?
[01:24.18]I'm not a part of your system!
[01:29.32]My dad's not a phone! Duh!
[01:34.48]Some poser hands me a cake at a birthday party
[01:36.73]What you want me to do with this' eat it?
[01:40.35]Happy birthday to the ground!
[01:43.67]I threw the rest of the cake too!
[01:45.98]Welcome to the real world' jackass!
[01:48.55]So many things to throw on the ground
[01:51.67]Like this' and this' and that. And even this
[01:55.23]I'm an adult!
[01:59.06]Two Hollywood phonies try an give me their autograph
[02:03.07]Ground!
[02:05.89]Nobody wants your autograph! Phonies!
[02:10.61]Then the two phonies got up
[02:14.35]Turned out they had a taser
[02:15.92]And they tased me in the butt-hole
[02:19.23]I fell to the ground. The phonies didn't let up
[02:24.42]Tasing on my butt-hole' over and over
[02:26.85]I was screaming and squirming' my butt-hole was on fire
[02:31.18]The moral of this story is: you can't trust the system!
[02:34.62]Man!