[ti:We're Back!]
[ar:The Lonely Island]
[al:Turtleneck & Chain]
[offset:0]
[00:01.30]Aye yo, new Lonely Island, 2011
[00:04.33]Let's get ‘em Kiv!
[00:06.20]Aye yo my dick don't work, that shit is soft as a pillow
[00:08.89]My girlie lookin' at me like “You for real dude?”
[00:11.95]Aye yo, hold up, hold up, we gotta come harder than that! Yo tell ‘em Andy!
[00:15.20]I think there might be something wrong with my dick
[00:17.64]It's like a melted stick of butter so soft that it can't fill a rubber.
[00:20.89]Aye yo come on man, this is Lonely Island, people are countin' on us, I gotta run all these motherfuckers myself! Whoo!
[00:26.39]Aye yo I think I broke my dick in the sink
[00:29.33]it's so small and ugly, all smashed and flat like it was playin' rugby.
[00:32.51]HOLD UP HOLD UP, this is serious, Kiv let ‘em know!
[00:35.95]Yo for real though, I suffer from stinky dick.
[00:37.26]Every time I take a piss it smells just like shit.
[00:41.14]HAHA yeah that's what I'm talkin''bout! Andy show ‘em how it's done!
[00:44.64]My dick looks like the fat that you cut off a steak, smashed in like my balls went and stepped on a rake.
[00:49.89]LONELY ISLAND! GRAMMY NOMINATED, YEA! HIT ‘EM AGAIN!
[00:53.26]Yo straight out the box with my soggy little shrimp
[00:55.89]I was a eight year old girl before the doctor found my dick.
[00:58.64]We make too much money for this shit, murder music!
[01:02.02]I shit the bed cause my dick played a prank on my butt
[01:04.70]HIT EM! Straight crept when I slept and stuck a laxative up..
[01:07.53]SUPPOSITORY MUSIC! WHATCHY'ALL KNOW ABOUT INCONTINENCE?!
[01:11.03]I got hepatitis c from horse, but no confusion, JEAH!
[01:14.28]It wasn't from the sex it was a blood transfusion!
[01:16.78]WHAT?! MOTHERFUCKER GOT HORSE BLOOD! WHAT Y'ALL GOT?
[01:19.65]I write freaky fan fiction where cartoons fuck
[01:21.85]got CGI Garfield lickin' Marmaduke's nuts
[01:25.28]WHOO! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT! THIS IS THAT GARFIELD SEX MUSIC! NOW YA'LL JUST SHOWIN OFF! PREACH!
[01:31.05]I got a friend named Reggie who lives down at the dump
[01:34.31]every other week I swing by and bring him some lunch
[01:36.99]OH!! NOW THAT JUST SOUNDS NICE!
[01:38.99]IMA CALL IT RIGHT THERE, GAME OVER MOTHERFUCKERS!
[01:42.30]LONELY ISLAND, WE STARTED THIS FAKE RAP SHIT! THE WORLD NEEDS US!