[ar:Eminem]
[ti:Role model]
[la:The Slim Shady]
[00:01]OK' Im going to attempt to drown myself
[00:03]You can try this at home
[00:05]You can be just like me!
[00:16]Mic check one two.. we recordin?
[00:18]Im cancerous' so when I diss you wouldnt wanna answer this
[00:22]If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
[00:25]I strangled you to death then I choked you again
[00:27]Then break your ****in legs till your bones poke through your skin
[00:30]You beef wit me' Ima even the score equally
[00:32]Take you on Jerry Springer' and beat yer ass legally
[00:35]I get you blunted off of funny home grown
[00:37]Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
[00:40](Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs
[00:42]That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President does
[00:45]Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
[00:48]I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)
[00:51]My nerves hurt' and lately Im on edge
[00:53]Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (Fuck you!)
[00:56]Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lez
[00:58]Follow me and do exactly what the song says:
[01:01]smoke weed' take pills' drop outta school' kill people and drink
[01:04]And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
[01:07]Im dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
[01:09]So Im dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
[01:11]Some people only see that Im white' ignorin skill
[01:14]Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
[01:16]But I dont get pissed' yall dont even see through the mist
[01:19]How the fuck can I be white' I dont even exist
[01:21]I get a clean shave' bathe' go to a rave
[01:24]Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
[01:27]My middle finger wont go down' how do I wave?
[01:29]And this is how Im supposed to teach kids how to behave?
[01:32]Now follow me and do exactly what you see
[01:34]Dont you wanna grow up to be just like me!
[01:37]I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.
[01:40]Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me!
[01:42]Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
[01:45]When we heard a knock at the door' must have been Ron Gold
[01:47]Jumped behind the door' put the orgy on hold
[01:50]Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!)
[01:53]My mind wont work if my spine dont jerk
[01:55]I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
[01:58]Im not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
[02:00]Thatll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)
[02:03]My rap styles warped' Im runnin out the morgue
[02:06]witcha dead grandmothers corpse to throw it on your porch
[02:08]Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on
[02:11]And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
[02:14]Im bout as normal as Norman Bates' with deformative traits
[02:17]A premature birth that was four minutes late
[02:19]Mother.. are you there? I love you
[02:21]I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
[02:24]Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed
[02:27]a main vein with a chainsaw and Im in pain?
[02:29]I take a breather and sighed; either Im high' or Im nuts
[02:32]Cause if you aint tiltin this room' neither am I
[02:34]So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
[02:37]Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
[02:40]Cause when I drop this solo shit its over with
[02:42]I bought Cages tape' opened it' and dubbed over it
[02:45]I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
[02:47]Dont you wanna grow up to be just like me!
[02:50]Ive been with 10 women who got HIV
[02:52]Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me!
[02:55]I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
[02:58]Dont you wanna grow up to be just like me!
[03:00]I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
[03:03]You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!